I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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