I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
