This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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