He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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