I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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