god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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