This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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