we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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