She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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