Me. At least after what I've been through.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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