dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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