That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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