this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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