Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Houston, we have a squirter
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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