It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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