yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
My liver is preforming stress tests.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
