But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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