Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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