i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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