So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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