Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
They have beer where we have blood.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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