D3 body, D1 cock
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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