If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Randomize
