This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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