lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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