I cockslap morals
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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