please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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