No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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