the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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