Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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