i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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