break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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