Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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