I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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