True but thats because hes a fetus.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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