just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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