Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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