And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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