Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
the day after is always just damage control
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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