i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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