Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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