His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
false alarm. still invincible.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
where are my pants?
in the oven.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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