Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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