what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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