Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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