I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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