u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Enjoy the penises
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
