I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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