My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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