He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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