only if we run a train.
done.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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