I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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