your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
