On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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