Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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