The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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